~Prompt: God Or Good Fortune
They say when one follows a God, good fortune will follow the believer if they are faithful enough. For those who do not believe in a deity, they can work hard for a fortune or be lucky enough from the stars above to grant pity on them. Regardless, why would one want to be just a follower or work hard to maybe get lucky? I beckon thee forth! I will guide you through to become not only a fortunate person, but also a God!
First one must disregard their humaness. Gods are not humans and of course humans are not Gods. Sure there are some Gods who had human upbringings, but we really don’t count those. They’re neither Demi here or Demi there in regards to the real thing. Now back to business, this ”human mortal” thing, get rid of it. Gods are immortal and their existence goes beyond time or space. So simply become immortal!
Second, you need to become cute and fluffy. All people know that to have a following of believers, you will need to be cute and cuddly to attract them to you. For simple human mortals can not resist cute things! You will need pointy triangle ears, long whiskers, and an adorable fluffy tail. And most importantly, you will need large sparkly eyes that will make people go “AWWW!”. Trust me, that last one is very important, they fall for it every time. It will make people drop everything and let you do whatever you want to them. With this fresh new look, in no time flat you’ll start to feel like a God.
Thirdly, we will need to increase your luck. Now we’re not going to get a rabbit's foot or anything. They’re more tasty than lucky from my personal experience. Speaking of feet, you’re going to want to start landing on them all the time. Trust me, it's better to land on your feet than your neck! The amount of times I’ve saved myself by landing on my feet would probably be equal to the amount of nine lives. I mean not that landing on things that aren’t my feet would matter. I’m immortal after all. Anyways. Luck. Get more of it, okay bucko?
Alright the final thing you will need to become a God is quite simple really. It’s honestly the most easiest thing to do ever. Honestly I’m surprised most humans haven’t tried doing it. Because in all honesty it was very easy for me to do. So if it’s easy for me, then it’s definitely easy for everyone else! I mean it has to be, becoming a God is the easiest thing ever! You just have to...yuh know...
You have to become a cat!
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